The sheriff of a small town was walking down the sidewalk when he spotted a blond cowboy strolling down the street buck naked except for his hat, boots, and gun. The sheriff arrested him for indecent exposure. He asked the cowboy why he was wandering around town naked.
"It's like this, sheriff. I met this gal in the cantina, and she said we ought to head on over to her house. So I did.
"She pulled off her blouse and told me to take off my shirt, so I did.
"She took off her skirt and told me to take off my pants, so I did.
"Then she took off her bloomers, and she told me to take off my longjohns, so I did.
"Then she hopped on to the bed and said, 'Okay, go to town, cowboy', and here I am."
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I must lament that only another six months in elementary skool would have allowed the guy to recognize the subtle difference between "buff" and "buffet"!
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