lunes, 17 de diciembre de 2012

The NRA

This is one of the most defended websites in the U. S. of A.  There is not one single word about the Sandy Hook horror, and you can't contact them with just any comment, either.  If your remarks don't fall within their recognition software, you are given a message saying that you need to send a valid message.

Well I guess so!  My message was valid as hell.  It said that it was incredible that there was not a single word on their homepage in the news section about Sandy Hook (the "news" resembled Fox "news"--only what concerns them and let's try real hard to ignore the rest), and that somebody in a Florida swamp turned over a rock, and there they were....

Considering the almost Alzheimeric memory span we have for the news, a month from now we will have forgotten about Sandy Hook and gone back to our day to day activities.  Once again, the gun store sales are at all-time highs because all the people who live in mortal terror of Arabs or Federal agents stealing their freedoms right out from under their beds are stocking up, because even some of the most noteworthy troglodites are talking assault weapon control.  Oh, that it were so.

That intellectual NRA giant, Charlton Heston, said his right to arm himself to the teeth would be ripped only from his cold, dead hand--to huge applause.  Well, folks, his hand is good and cold and dead. 

sábado, 15 de diciembre de 2012

Guns

Sandy Hook, Connecticutt.  Another name to add to the list of horrors.  Oddly enough, according to those who have studied the matter, these events tend to take place in small towns or rural environments, not because there is something inherently amiss in these places, but because the opportunity to be different and to find a group of people who share your oddness is remote.  Who knows why the shooter developed such a profound mental illness; since he killed members of his family, we will probably never know for sure.

What is clear, however, is that the specious, self-serving arguments of anti-gun-control people carry part of the responsibility.  People who hunt have hunting rifles; people who have a gun at home for self-protection don't usually choose assault weapons unless they are part of the crazies who think the government is going to invade their space and snatch up their precious freedoms.  I come from a military family, and although we had rifles at home, you never really saw them or cared where they were.  They were used for hunting. 

All this bullshit about people killing people, not guns, is just that--bovine excrement.  You don't read about a disturbed kid or man entering a shopping mall and killing 30 people with a dagger.  Ex-mayor Mario Cuomo, who apparently is an idiot, stated that if someone had had a gun in the movie theater, that person would have shot and killed the shooter who cut loose during the showing of the latest Batman movie.  Oh, what an intelligent solution, what depth of analysis, what almost mythical stupidity.  Do you want to go to the movies knowing that several people there have entered the theater armed, perhaps with assault weapons?

But there is no penetrating the concrete skulls of the people who don't want any kind of weapons banned, because they refuse to read studies, view statistics, understand the complexities of crime control and rates, or compromise.  Their motives are not constitutional, they are psychological.  They are the gun equivalents of screwball religious sects and other groups motivated by something on the boil in the depths of their brains. 

It must really be miserable to live a life so invaded by fear or the need to make yourself big and important that you need assault weapons, bazookas, hand grenades. 

Not to mention that sociopath in Arizona who bought weapons for the drug cartels in Mexico and shipped them here!  He claims he is so, so sorry, wished he hadn't done it, but that is what any sociopath says once he gets caught.  Well, he should have thought of all this before he did it, not after the fact.  He has blood on his hands.

lunes, 10 de diciembre de 2012

Dog people

There are dog people, and then there are the rest.  My brother, my son-in-law, and my daughter are dog people.  We can easily be distinguished from the rest of the world by our homes, and I don't mean the rousing greeting offered by our hairy pals.

Our houses are different.  From the minute you step into my house via the front door, you notice two dog beds placed around the entrance, one of which is in a huge dog crate--Lusso and TootSweet vie for crate space, since TootSweet loves a crate.  It doesn't matter to me that these are the first things people notice.  The beds are only moved if we are having some kind of major event with a cast of thousands, such as Beto's birthday party, mainly to protect the dogs, not the guests.

Sometimes our houses smell, too, although not often--usually only when a wet dog has come in from outdoors. 

In the kitchen, under the bar/countertop, two sets of raised bowls for food and water and two bins for dogfood grace the area.  As a dog person, I don't find anything repulsive in sharing my kitchen with my four-legged friends.  The bowls and the bins are kept clean (no mean feat with a Spinone) and the dogs like to eat breakfast when we are having coffee. 

And of course, the permanent presence of four-footed friends who are thrilled to see you.

I have come to understand how some people in my family, whose names will forever remain unmentioned because I love them in spite of their failings, have difficulty dealing with a Spinone puppy that drools occasionally; I can understand that it isn't the greatest experience to get soaked even if the puppy is looking at you with adoration.  But it irritates me anyway.  I am willing to crate the puppy under these circumstances (although I am going to use a trainer to see if I can get him to calm down when visitors come and obey in spite of being mindlessly ecstatic), but it irritates me.  I was a dog in a former life (some would say I still am...) and somehow can't imagine life in an empty house--empty, as in occupied solely by humans.

Dog people are not elegant.  Those pictures you may have seen showing a highly fashionable lovely young woman walking down a Paris street with a show-clipped, perfectly groomed poodle at the end of a leash are a sham.  No one like that would ever go on poop patrol in the back yard, recovering Tootsie Rolls with two plastic bags, one for your hand and the other as a receptacle. Dog people have dirty back seats in their vehicles, we wear jeans and grungy hats, and our clothes are often covered with dog hair seconds after putting them on.  Only a dog person, in fact, would take a shower with her dog in order to relieve his itching skin.

And it isn't thinking a dog is a person that is so entrancing; that is just neurosis and people like that need professional help or perhaps they should just get a life.  It is sharing one's days with a different species that is so much fun, a species that retains the ability to have fun and to play, to feel, to communicate.

Maybe it isn't true that there are dog people and then the others; there are animal people and the others.  Even though my very dearest and most beloved friend is one of those "others", I don't understand her when it comes to animals.  Doubtless she feels the same way about me when she sees me dash around the back yard with Lusso and TootSweet, when she sees them eat in my kitchen or sleep inside my house.  Hey, my immune system can take it!  So can yours, that isn't really the problem or the difference. 

If I am to be totally honest, I think non-animal people have a part of their souls missing.  But then, that's just my opinion.




Kind of a red-letter day...

After weeks and weeks of a tiredness seeped into the bone, and after months of being sick to the point of vomiting at the idea of going back yet again to see my rheumatologist (supposedly every three months, but I hadn't seen him in almost a year), I went.  Told him I got up in the morning wishing it was night and time to go back to bed, so he gave me a muscle relaxant that has enabled me to sleep and not feel like the aftermath of some kind of train wreck when I get up.

The upshot is that I can now take both dogs out most mornings for a nice 5k walk/trot (I walk, they trot), and we manage to trot, all of us, about two kilometers. 

Lusso is growing up to be the sweetest dog on the face of the earth, although not everyone enjoys his worshipful, pink-nosed, drooling attention.  He doesn't drool all the time, but his beard soaks up water when he drinks and spreads it around the floor, your lap, legs, and shoes. 

The only problem we have with him is his allergy to flea bites.  Systemic flea treatment for both dogs means fleas don't reproduce in the house, but it can't keep fleas off the dog if they are picked up from the birds, 'possums, and stray cats that enter the yard.

It has been an incredible amount of work; Lusso needs to be bathed with a soothing shampoo that reduces his need to scratch.  Otherwise he might have to have cortisone, which has potentially severe side effects over time.  So I opt for the bath deal.  Lusso finally will get into the tub I have in the laundry room with a modicum of cooperation, but once in, he is resigned.  I have a telephone-type shower head that makes things easier, but this weekend we were at the quinta, which has no tub of any kind at all, not even a tin washtub.  The dogs adore the quinta because they can run and run forever, find fascinating smells, hunt to their hearts' content--and Lusso gets dirtier than any dog I have ever seen or heard of. 

Not only that, after his bath and before he hits the hunting trail at the quinta, he has to be sprinkled with flea powder in an effort to keep fleas off him, or sprayed with cedar oil which acts as a repellent. 

When we were ready to think about coming back to town, Lusso was so dirty that it was unthinkable getting him into the car.  So, in a definite first for me, I took a shower with my dog.  Lusso is a water retriever, and he doesn't hate the water even though I have yet to get him into the swimming pool, so the shower was a success and I managed to get him thoroughly clean with his special shampoo.  Not only that, it was SO much easier getting him into the shower than over the edge of the laundry room tub.  Nevertheless, it isn't something I plan to do routinely.  There is something slightly disconcerting about standing naked under the shower with a wet dog watching you.  Makes you feel kinda fat, flabby, drooping, and very out of shape...